What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 05:32
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
What made you stop being an addict?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Make Nazis afraid again!